something in the distance: *is there, in the distance*
my incredibly nearsighted ass w/o glasses: wow that sure is……… something

a-trex:

Due to the lack of cicadas so far this summer I will climb the trees and scream in their absence

artoo:

artoo:

ew

not to name names but this was about jared leto

etherealallura:

jodiefoster:

me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn 

witchlatte:

wendycorduroy:

just wanna let u guys kno that like if u ever dont understand a joke or meme or something ill explain it to u in an instant.  if u ever want clarification on something ive said or aren’t capable of detecting sarcasm or whatever i will tell you if u ask.  like no exceptions u can come to me for help.

if this applies to you i encourage u to reblog it!! a lot of autistic ppl don’t understand sarcasm, and personally i get embarrassed to ask people.