!pp – Page 5 – valerian house archive

I feel like Hollyweed was something that happened in 2005, not 11 months ago…

periegesisvoid:

chongoblog:

animalbks:

chongoblog:

Tumblr just passed a new law. No more discourse unless you list your references with MLA citation

Shut the fuck up

Your Face, and Your Mother. The Fuck Up. Shut: Scholastic, 2017. Print.

Okay, so…

This is an MLA citation of a book called “The Fuck Up” published in the small town of Shut printed by the children’s book company Scholastic within the last month and a half by a fellow name “and Your Mother Your Face”

REFERENCES

“MLA 7 Quick Guide: The Basics” EasyBib. Web. 14 Feb 2017

Why are you guys even using MLA, if you’re old enough to know what you’re talking about you should be using APA or Chicago

It doesn’t matter what format you use (unless the journal you’re submitting to has a particular style guide), but remember to be internally consistent! Don’t Shut the Fuck Up in Chicago, Get Fucked in MLA, and then Mind Your Own Fucking Business in APA. The important thing is for your readers to be able to go fuck themselves easily without having to ask the author directly for more information as to the location of their orifices. Happy citing!

kirinda-ondo:

strangeparker:

tbh if this happened to me idk if i’d even be mad that’s funny

@drawing-cookie

shock:

shock:

shock:

new movie ranking system: how cute was the CGI wolf?

if it doesn’t have CGI wolves, that doesn’t mean it’s subject to other rating systems, that just means it fails

THOR: RAGNAROK – 5/5, perfect score

NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE – 4.5/5, voiced by a dude who sounds really hot which gets a separate bonus, boosting the ranking by .5

TWILIGHT: THE LAST ONE – 5/5, their hands were giant

THE JUNGLE BOOK – 5/5. lots of personality. look pretty cartoony and not believable, but i like it.

INCEPTION. no wolves. 0/5. a disgrace of a movie.

the-last-hair-bender:

ummquestion:

itsperegrine:

red-faced-wolf:

Please watch with sound omg

I hate you for this.

I lost it at the computer error.

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

wifibox:

looks like you’re in a pickle

arashi-of-ota:

jumpingjacktrash:

all the websites now begging us to turn off our adblockers sound like cheating exes wheedling for another chance

no, you blew it

you had your chance but you put up autoplaying animations with horrible flashing and sound and gross sex things and lies and viruses, pop-ups and pop-unders and things that download themselves and try to run, and fucking chaos and crimes basically

we don’t trust you anymore and we’re not turning off our ad blockers probably ever again, and you have no one to blame but yourself

i’ll stop using internet protection when the internet stops trying to give my computer diseases