i found a d20 in my kitchens junk drawer and i absentmindedly rolled it and got a 1 and was like, aw dunk, and then i immediately stubbed my toe into the trashcan while trying (and missing) to throw something away
Do you ever start to like think or miss an ex best friend and then you’re like “yikes, let’s not” because they fucked you over and emotionally damaged you in some way cause same