janitors: *makes sure living spaces are clean so people don’t literally die from infections/diseases/etc.*
janitors: *literally pillars of the community, society would crumble without them*
some neoliberal asshole: okay but do janitors even have a real skillset? like why do we even pay them?

pureslime:

gallusrostromegalus:

blendinblandin:

The Fresno Nightcrawlers are my favorite cryptid.

They’ve only been seen in some survelliance camera footage, and it’s been proven they are real tangible things… being filmed and have yet to be definitively explained/debunked.

also uhhh. they remind me of this stock photo

I love Fresno nightcrawlers because you’ve got these other cryptids with all this Lore and theories around them (Bigfoot is some kind of prehistoric American ape, the jersey devil is a literal demon, every theory about Nessie etc)

And the nightcrawlers are just like-

Him Pants.

peteseeger:

fish6bowl6apocalypse6:

peteseeger:

It is so, SO fucked up that we just accept the use of chemical weapons by the police as normal when equivalent weapons are forbidden from use in actual warfare

“chemical weapons”

Tear gas is a chemical weapon banned for military use by the Chemical Weapons Convention of 1993, but you’re a reactionary fuckwit so you don’t actually care about facts or anything else I have to say, you just care about being a contrarian asshole

muromaki:

theskoomacat:

dokuroou:

鹿児島市平川動物公園さんのツイート: “よく冷え込んだ朝、獣舎の池の前で丸くて黒い物体を発見しました。よ～く見るとそれはヒーターの入った石の上で丸くなったクロヒョウのスーの姿でした★… ”

@nagunkgunk

“One frosty morning, I spotted a round black shape in front of the animal pond. Upon looking closely I found it to be black panther Suu who had curled up on a rock with a built-in heater…“