reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form
2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

Warm Northerner
Northerner: “Man, it’s hot.”
Southerner: “BOY HOWDY IF YOU THINK THIS IS HOT then you should probably get some water, wouldn’t want you to dehydrate or get heat stroke, no siree. Here, I’ve got one, drink up, pardner.”
it’s so hard to feel attached to your body these days
it’s so hard to feel attached to the idea of a body that may never exist
it’s so hard to feel attached to the idea of a world that may never exist
— Andrea Abi-Karam, from The Aftermath
Don’t confuse my hatred of the hyperwealthy for jealousy over what they have. I don’t want a six figure sports car, or a 40 room mansion, or a gold leaf truffle wagyu steak dinner. I want redistribution of wealth that allows for infrastructural support of all citizens’ basic survival needs.
i don’t mean to sound fake deep but the reason 2018 felt so long was because we’re being fed what’s trending at such a rapid rate that we literally can’t remember half of the shit that even happened anymore. “Black Panther came out in February!” Marvel releases so many movies a year that we completely forget about the last movie as soon as a new one comes out and it repeats in a vicious cycle. “Tide Pods/Ugandan Knuckles was in January!” The life span of memes have been rapidly declining for years and it’s gotten to the point where the average lifespan of a meme is about 2 weeks and then the next thing gets popular and then that lasts for 2 weeks and it just keeps going. We’re literally losing our sense of time because of our rapid consumption of media and pop culture.
i love that like 50% of the responses on this post are just Marvel fans that are angry that i said that they release too many movies a year (also purposefully ignoring the Fox and Sony movies because those do count) instead of my overall point
“Are you high functioning or low functioning?”
Bold of u to assume I function









