me: *just chilin*
brain: hey guess what
me: what
brain: sudden overwhelming sadness, that’s what
me:
me, softly: come on, man
god, being an adult is exhausting
oh man!!!! oh boy!!!!!!!!!!! now that’s my kinda treat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please, I am begging you, PLEASE look at this extremely good image my friend just texted me
“can’t burn me/ if I am already on/ fire.”
— Katie Pukash, from “When They Try to Cut the Manic Out of Me They Realize That I Am an Always Burning Fire,” published in The Rising Phoenix Review (via down-the-rabbith0le)
personally i believe shakespeare would be thrilled to see his plays turned into trashy teen rom coms
#shakespeare watching she’s the man with tears in his eyes: i’m a fucking genius (via @shakespiracy)

me spraying rosewater all over my face: this is gonna fix everything
Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun
Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler
Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:
professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.
ares:
Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless
Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:
Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus.
Zeus:





