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kaijutegu:

proteusolm:

There’s something really terrifying about the concept of being pursued by something that can only walk slowly after. Just slooowly following. You can chill for a while if you get far enough away but it’s still coming.

That’s called “persistence hunting” and it’s how humans hunted all sorts of megafauna to extinction, as well as what let our species become so disperse and so numerous. Our existence is a horror story told from the monster’s perspective.

So you’re telling me zombie is absolutely a valid career path

Watch the movie on Netflix called “ It Follows” lol

Basically our hunting super power is that we are really smart, good at tools and can walk/run forever. 

My roommate Kait runs 20 miles 4 times a week.
Horses can only travel about 32 miles a day.

If my roommate ran 20 miles twice in one day (possible if she does one in the morning and one in the afternoon) she would out travel a horse.

 She is not FASTER than a horse, but if a horse was walking away from her for 8 solid hours,  Kait could catch up to it.  She could probably also walk after it for an additional 5-10 miles after the run and then stab it when it got too tired to go on.

But kait’s athletic. 

 I, on the other hand, am a fatty fat who weighs 210 and never exercises ever.

I once, completely spontaneously because i had no money for the train, walked 17 miles in the winter from one end of Chicago to the other. I had also not eaten and was wearing a backpack. It took me 3 hours, but I accomplished it with ease. If i wasn’t a chub goddess, and had eaten and it was summer and I wasn’t wearing a backpack with a laptop in it, imagine how far and fast I could have gone. 

Now. Horses can only sustain a run for about 15 miles ( at 8-10mph it takes them a little over an hour).

If my fat ass was walking towards a horse for 3 hours and it was literally running away from me. It would become exhausted after 15 miles and unless it can recover completely in 2 hours for another lengthy sprint, I can reasonably catch up to it and stab it. (not that i would ever stab a horse. horses are terrifying and should be regarded with suspicion, respect and fear)

The longest run ever was 350 miles over 80 hours without sleep.

We are endurance monsters. 

humans terrify me

“Our existence is a horror story told from the monsters perspective” is one of the coolest and most terrifying sentences I’ve ever thought about

what’s a twink?

alteanlance:

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urbuddylance:

alteanlance:

stomachkrampus:

boy-snacks:

lightbvlb:

dragonwithafez:

enochianghost:

kestrels:

blonde american snack 

you’re thinking of a twinkie
a twink is when you only blink one eye

no that’s a wink

a twink is a fixture commonly found in kitchens and bathrooms

nah, you’re thinking of a sink

twink is the stuff that comes from squids and makes pens and markers work

that’s ink

a twink is a coil of plastic or metal that people push down stairs for fun

No, you’re thinking of a slinky

A twink is when your hose gets bent in a weird way and water can’t flow through it anymore

nope, that’s a kink 

twink is definitely the catchphrase of velma from scooby doo

No, thats jinkies

Twink is when you get an idea

nah fam, that’s think(ing)

twink is a lighter shade or red

Nah that’s pink

A twink is that one character from the legend of zelda

you’re not wrong

coolthingoftheday:

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While this photograph of a seemingly regular house may look unassuming to you, located twenty-six feet beneath this modest two-story suburban house in Las Vegas, Nevada lies a 5,000 square foot doomsday bunker.

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It comes complete with a four-hole golf course, a sauna, a jacuzzi, a barbecue, and a swimming pool, and was designed to be able to withstand a nuclear explosion.

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The bunker was commissioned by businessman Girard B. Henderson in the 1970s, who feared attack from the Soviets.

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It was purchased by a mysterious group called the Society for the Preservation of Near Extinct Species for $1.15 million in March 2014.

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ratcity:

Gttdtd= Going to the desert to die

Ditdanbhfa= disappearing into the desert and never being heard from again

Gtgttdwiwnbhfa= gotta go, to the desert where I will never be heard from again

Ditdnoclfm= disappearing into the desert, no one come looking for me