valerian house archive

today i saw a guy dressed in a green santa suit and all i could think was “it’s santa’s brother, luigi”

if net neutrality gets killed, a bunch of idiots on the online are gonna blame the people who didn’t spend 100 hours calling miscellaneous high-level government officials, rather than the fact that said officials don’t give a solitary fuck about what the public wants

biwheelers:

december 1st mood

sashayed:

me: i feel strongly that everything is bad. all evidence supports this conclusion.

my cat: hm. i have counterpoint

me: impossible. what is it.

my cat:

me, voice trembling: ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵖᵒᶦⁿᵗ

lord-voldetit:

47spoons:

lord-voldetit:

not being dramatic or anything but i think i’ve actually spent about 10 months of this year tired and sad

but at least ur gay right

at least i’m gay

royal-mortician:

opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century

badasswitchcraft:

*gives tarot card reading with uno cards*
This card means yOU HAVE TO DRAW 4

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

edcynic:

spookyphernelia:

if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

And if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you’re GREASED LIGHTENINGGGGG

prozc:

me: wants to play multiple instruments, create art, speak multiple languages, etc.

me: lays on the floor face down for an hour instead

trilllizard420:

shacklefunk:

a serious cutscene: is happening

npc in the background: spinning on the x axis at 87 mph

IN TODAY’S EPISODE OF

“BETHESDA
OR
BIOWARE”

“BETHESDAORBIOWARE”

“BETHESDA
OR
BIOWARE”