valerian house archive

mentallykrill:

someone: *completes basic tasks and functions normally*

me, elbowing the person beside me and laughing heartily: i’ll have whatever that guy’s having

orangesavannah:

Electrocution [Goretober 02]

showerthoughtsofficial:

One downside of having really bad eyesight is not knowing what haircut the hairstylist is giving you until you put your glasses back on

cutefunnybabyanimals:

Stairway to heaven via /r/aww http://ift.tt/2nhnl5c

I wanted to be something
else. Myself, but better. Wild,
and not-yet, A burn, maybe
as it is occurring.

Cynthia Cruz, from “Fragment (Friday, July 8),” published in Bomb Magazine (via lifeinpoetry)

bifacts:

Fact: A lot of people are confused about what bisexuality is or what it means to be bi. To clarify: “bi” is short for the word “bike” which in itself is actually short for “bichael”. We hope this clears things up.

It’s a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical mind.

Nagulb Mahfouz, from Sugar Street (Doubleday, 1993)

lesamis:

with the whole “keats wanted to fight everyone” stuff going around i feel like we tend to neglect the fact that sometimes his fighting had good and just causes such as this

imagine being a butcher’s boy just trying to live your worst and meanest life as the neighbourhood bully in 19th century london & this 5 ft wisp of a poet is like ok that’s it you better square up