Friend: “Got any weird fetishes?”
Me:
My people pray in places where the pious fear to tread.
The “man” I walked with on the railroad tracks last night (via bodaciousbanshee)
things that you absolutely should not nickname
- dildos
- bongs
things that you absolutely should nickname
- roombas
What if i name the roomba dildo bongins
borderline but acceptable
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